幽默笑话；建筑师
休闲搞笑
一位夫人打电话给建筑师,说每当火车经过时,她的睡床就会摇动。“这简直是无稽之谈”建筑师回答说,“我去看看。”
建筑师到达后,夫人建议他躺在床上,体会一下火车经过时的感觉。 建筑师刚上床躺下,夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见此情形,便厉声喝问：“你躺在我妻子的床上干什么？” 建筑师战战兢兢地回答：“我说是在等火车,你会相信吗？” 有一个成年男子来到一家旅馆，他看到车库里有很多漂亮的车，于是就问老板，怎么有这么多漂亮的车啊，老板告诉他，我有一个五岁的儿子，他做三件事，如果你能跟着做到，这里的车随你挑一辆开走，如果不能，就把你的车留下，很多人做不到，所以。。。。。。 他想，五岁的小孩能做到的，还能做不到嘛，于是就试一试。老板就带他到一个屋子里，里面有一个漂亮的裸体美女，小孩过去亲了她一下，他跟着做了，然后小孩又过去摸了美女的全身，他也跟着做了，第三件事，小孩掏出小弟弟弯了三下。。。。。。
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