许多年以后 丶Ｊ

                                                                                           外省人：你是广西的？­

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                                                                                         广西人：YES­

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                                                                                          外省人：哇…好远啊……­

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                                                                                        广西人：( 沉默中……)­

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                                                                                           外省人：“广西解放没有？”­

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                                                                                        广西人：“没有，我们上课的时候都带着枪。”­

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                                                                                           外省人：“你原来会说汉语~！”­

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                                                                                       广西人：“恩，来的时候在火车上刚学的。”­

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                                                                                          外省人：“你们住窑洞吗？”­

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                                                                                      广西人：“不，我们住深山。”­

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                                                                                        外省人：“广西是不是在搏白？”­

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                                                                                    广西人：“恩，广西是搏白的县会。”­

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                                                                                       外省人：“你的很多小辩子呢？”­

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                                                                                    广西人：“为了上大学只好剪掉了！”­

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                                                                                       外省人：“你们还吃生肉吗？”­

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                                                                                    广西人；我们老大发明了燧木取火，我们吃烧烤。”­

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                                                                                      外省人：“你是广西人啊？”­

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                                                                                   广西人：“是啊。”­

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                                                                                      外省人：“那你们怎么来上学？”­

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                                                                                    广西人：“骑自行车到北海坐飞机。”­

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                                                                                        外省人：“那一定很久才到吧？”­

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                                                                                     广西人：“习惯了，提前半年出发就行！”­

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                                                                                            外省人：“你们那里乱不乱？”­

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                                                                                          广西人：“不乱，打打杀杀是常事。”­

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                                                                                                       外省人：………­

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                                                                                                   外省人：“怎么不骑马呢？”­

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广西人：“在广西，骑马都是穷人干的事情，像我们考出来的，都是骑自行车和摩托车的。广西没有高考，考试都是比赛射箭，一公里以外摆个牌子，写上清华，旁边放一个“北大”，然后一个人有三次机会。我第一次射清华，第二次射北大，都失败了。***了最后一个牌子“复旦”。­

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                                                                                              外省人：“哦，这样啊，你很有才”。。。­

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                                                                  广西人：呵呵，其实我也没那么好，只是随便考个“复旦”而已。”­

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                                                                                    外省人：“你们少数民族结婚是一夫一妻制吗？”­

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                                                                           广西人：“不是的，我们每个男人都可以娶10个老婆。”­

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                                                                                外省人：“不是吧~~~那你现在有几个老婆？”­

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                                                                            广西人：“我现在有12个老婆，等毕业后娶3个。”­

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                                               外省人：“吓死了！12个还不够多啊？怎么还要再娶3个，你不是说每个男人只能娶10个吗？”­

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                                                                      广西人：“10个不算多，我想娶几个就娶几个，因为我爸就是村长！”­

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                                                                                 外省人：“你们那边过清明用去烈士墓上香吗？”­

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                                                                             广西人：“我们这边没有烈士墓，我只去上香祀祖。”­

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                                                                                外省人：“那你们祀祖时也是烧纸钱和放鞭炮是吗？”­

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                                                   广西人：“不是的，我们都是烧美元的，也不放鞭炮，我们都是往山下扔手榴弹的！”­

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                                                                                            外省人：“广西有电话了吗？”­

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                                                                             广西人：“广西没有电话，我们都用卫星电话的。”­

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                                                                                             外省人：“话费贵吗？”­

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                                                                        广西人；“不用交话费，我们自己发射了10个通信卫星！”­

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                                                                                            外省人：“你现在在网吧吗？”­

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                                   广西人：“不，我们这边没有网吧，我们每个人都有“笔记本”。从我爷爷的爷爷那时就开始用了。”­

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                                                                                  外省人：“听说你们广西在奥运会上也得好多金牌？”­

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                                                                                           广西人：“是啊，我都没数过来。”­

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                                                                                              外省人：“那你们那里训练很辛苦吧？”­

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                                        广西人：“没有啊，我们这里是谁有时间谁就去，不用什么辛苦训练，那时我没时间，所以我没去。”­

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                                                                                              外省人：……………牛B！­

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                                                                                              外省人：“你们那里美女多不？”­

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                                                                          广西人：“不知道多不多，到现在我都没见一个不美的。”­

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                                                                                             外省人：“啊………那你不给我找个？”­

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                                                                                          广西人：可以啊，下次你来广西先。­