====================美丽女人性感精品小段子
个人日记
美丽女人迷死男人；放荡女人爽死男人；温柔女人爱死男人；有才华女人勾死男人；有钱女人玩死男人；当官女人弄死男人；女人的天职就是整死男人！
当今女人标准：1：好女人：有丈夫有情人；2：坏女人：只有情人没有丈夫；3：堕落女人：没情人没丈夫，但有男人；4：孤独女人：只有丈夫。
感叹女人：漂亮的不会下厨房；能下厨房的不温柔；温柔的没主见；有主见的没女人味；有女人味的乱花钱；不乱花钱的不时尚；时尚的不放心；放心的没法看！===================
做女人要足够贤惠、足够聪颖、足够纯情、足够细腻、足够温柔、足够优雅、足够娇羞、足够身材、足够气质、足够清秀，这样才是十足好女人!
女人八想；一想上网免费；二想年轻十岁；三想上班不累；四想帅哥排队；五想无所不会；六想海吃不肥；七想衣服不贵；八想红杏出墙无罪。哈哈! 美女感叹男人：有才华的长的丑；长得帅的挣钱少；挣钱多的不顾家；顾了家的没出息；有出息的不浪漫；会浪漫的靠不住；靠得住的是窝囊废！ 女人谨记：一定要吃好喝好玩好睡好，一旦把咱累死了，就有别的女人不劳而获了，她会花咱攒下的钱，住咱省吃俭用买下的房，睡咱的老公，泡咱的男朋友，还打咱的娃！那太吃亏了！ 勤劳的女人看手就知道，聪明的女人看眼睛就知道，有钱的女人看脖子就知道，热情的女人看嘴就知道，完美的女人，看你就知道。 唯物论：没老公没情人=废物；有老公没情人=植物；一个老公一个情人=人物；一个老公几个情人=宠物；分不清老公情人=怪物；没老公只有情人=动物。 不会欣赏我的人--无知；让我伤心的人--傻瓜；让我溜走的人--笨蛋；喜欢我的人--有眼光；让我开心的人--了不起；能和我做夫妻的人--幸福！ 什么是现代美女？三围魔鬼化，收入白领化，家务甩手化，快乐日常化，爱情持久化，情调小资化，购物疯狂化，情人规模化！ 漂亮女人是金子，漂亮女人是钻石，聪明女人是宝藏，可爱女人是名画。做女人就要努力做一个世界上最大的宝藏，里面装满金子钻石名画。 和美女睡，如痴如醉；和丑女睡，伤神倒胃；和小姐睡，价钱太贵；和同事睡，节约小费；和情人睡，有滋有味；和猛女睡，精力不沛；和老婆睡，永远无味！ 什么是异性朋友？该说的说，不该说的不说；什么是红颜知己？无话不说；什么是情人？无话不说，无事不做；什么是老婆？话懒得说，事懒得做。 做女人一定要经得起谎言,受得起敷衍,忍得住欺骗,忘得了诺言,最后用笑来伪装掉下的泪--宁愿相信世上有鬼,也不要相信男人那张破嘴! 好女人是山，端庄大方；好女人是水，柔情绵绵；好女人是书，满腔智慧；好女人是港，安全可靠! [M][img,500,503]http://b69.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=844dacdeb2868dea154d20c7723455e8045b530b9e5bef7f1083e17584f3bbc3ee1e8fb9a62d125cfa033ad8fe4ee9b81736302ccc44e63d244f709a217ae235524b84bbed4658ac92cfb8f5bade8af44edcacb8&a=69&b=69[/img][/M] 女人不必太美，只要有人深爱；女人不必太富，只要过的幸福；女人不必太强，只要活得尊贵！
女人的悲哀：生命是厨房的；收入是商场的；奖金是化妆品的；财产是没有的；成绩是上司的；身体是男人的；只有雀斑和皱纹是自己的。
[M][img,400,225]http://img181.poco.cn/mypoco/myphoto/20110227/19/5618217820110227190057027_640.jpg[/img][/M]
文章评论
菲尔德
[url=http://b210.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=e6eb1e1c4a2b255b8b028e3f695b703cc7e6a75086bc6dc64f036f6bf791fc04516621fd3843f150d7596bbbdb51c3741681f7a0fa24a1bb079593af5f59dcc5234d148737502318f43b7f7af72558f22155a912&a=210&b=210][img]http://b210.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=e6eb1e1c4a2b255b8b028e3f695b703cc7e6a75086bc6dc64f036f6bf791fc04516621fd3843f150d7596bbbdb51c3741681f7a0fa24a1bb079593af5f59dcc5234d148737502318f43b7f7af72558f22155a912&a=210&b=210[/img][/url]
菲尔德
==================[url=http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=e6eb1e1c4a2b255b8b028e3f695b703ccf8901aebc77ff3e658851e72ba5e74bf7f02c8feab3dc9b022f784de59859a6c5d77b08a6cb8de161e1efdebe98de983bf9f6a7858e11ddf6e3c1227ff0023b0762a03b&a=208&b=208][img]http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=e6eb1e1c4a2b255b8b028e3f695b703ccf8901aebc77ff3e658851e72ba5e74bf7f02c8feab3dc9b022f784de59859a6c5d77b08a6cb8de161e1efdebe98de983bf9f6a7858e11ddf6e3c1227ff0023b0762a03b&a=208&b=208[/img][/url]
心,园,
========[url=http://b2.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=d63b033a69deccd28b3a532cc73492073127c63ab70c0292e8759f31a47cea07e2b80503cd28219072e3788b62c0ac6f005aef3f6ecb16c32485ccb4d8480f956e60967f9240799ba4eb143aceb36099fed3c7ca&a=3&b=2][img]http://b2.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=d63b033a69deccd28b3a532cc73492073127c63ab70c0292e8759f31a47cea07e2b80503cd28219072e3788b62c0ac6f005aef3f6ecb16c32485ccb4d8480f956e60967f9240799ba4eb143aceb36099fed3c7ca&a=3&b=2[/img][/url]
心,园,
========[url=http://b2.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=d63b033a69deccd28b3a532cc73492073127c63ab70c0292e8759f31a47cea07e2b80503cd28219072e3788b62c0ac6f005aef3f6ecb16c32485ccb4d8480f956e60967f9240799ba4eb143aceb36099fed3c7ca&a=3&b=2][img]http://b2.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=d63b033a69deccd28b3a532cc73492073127c63ab70c0292e8759f31a47cea07e2b80503cd28219072e3788b62c0ac6f005aef3f6ecb16c32485ccb4d8480f956e60967f9240799ba4eb143aceb36099fed3c7ca&a=3&b=2[/img][/url]
心缘
[M][url=http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=7dd3c181959a41a704c2883d303ac18b39d8686c8aac920c056581a343c448f3869692aff93202880ce34fbf4f478a2a8cebb73b38ddfc0c867eb632fbb56618d7a224fc92e3a8c0211250c8ca904ede284e118d&a=208&b=208][img]http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=7dd3c181959a41a704c2883d303ac18b39d8686c8aac920c056581a343c448f3869692aff93202880ce34fbf4f478a2a8cebb73b38ddfc0c867eb632fbb56618d7a224fc92e3a8c0211250c8ca904ede284e118d&a=208&b=208[/img][/url][/M]
心缘
[M][url=http://b209.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=db81c024bdecc491645df4b5a23d53675b5167e205097e02b6899a52fbedfa662dfacbb55c3b115a0d9797b0fd09e0ced78ffada4d82fddb3209aedc4b956016cdc70455f5df1ae18482944a5046403e2b20c216&a=209&b=209][img]http://b209.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=db81c024bdecc491645df4b5a23d53675b5167e205097e02b6899a52fbedfa662dfacbb55c3b115a0d9797b0fd09e0ced78ffada4d82fddb3209aedc4b956016cdc70455f5df1ae18482944a5046403e2b20c216&a=209&b=209[/img][/url][/M]
心缘
[M][url=http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=7dd3c181959a41a704c2883d303ac18bab8e85c1ba73bc0d3322affbeddb41fefc43c46b55a71de719e37b80c134011f07ea0d9daa2286758e8828b70f596a314277de290bb1903f8d0bb4df3acb0f9555866114&a=208&b=208][img]http://b208.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=7dd3c181959a41a704c2883d303ac18bab8e85c1ba73bc0d3322affbeddb41fefc43c46b55a71de719e37b80c134011f07ea0d9daa2286758e8828b70f596a314277de290bb1903f8d0bb4df3acb0f9555866114&a=208&b=208[/img][/url][/M] [M] [/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b8.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe51076dae9c846a39577ffc6455b058e12e2209ef8a3d582a77e835df780cb3e529af09ef91eb6bcc6b9b0ed4d8d853bbf17b79330d0f39c3e94e04c0ccc37c0a0ac0ab37&a=19&b=8][img,670,503]http://b8.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe51076dae9c846a39577ffc6455b058e12e2209ef8a3d582a77e835df780cb3e529af09ef91eb6bcc6b9b0ed4d8d853bbf17b79330d0f39c3e94e04c0ccc37c0a0ac0ab37&a=19&b=8[/img][/url][/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fec71e6b4215da6ef25b47795ca605a9b4dd46ba9b6af6949a3f9c6ad0a7b97f5897c6aafc5f37a1ede9ee8ccfb6774df61defb0c64c1cf971ca1de6b750e67efe5d7ac627&a=19&b=17][img,500,503]http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fec71e6b4215da6ef25b47795ca605a9b4dd46ba9b6af6949a3f9c6ad0a7b97f5897c6aafc5f37a1ede9ee8ccfb6774df61defb0c64c1cf971ca1de6b750e67efe5d7ac627&a=19&b=17[/img][/url][/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b19.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe40ae6f0d3fc0d7b23556738a53676f040e4a73bb506e1d7d90fde13a97a9edb9a2e4282e14fcadd0fdc009f9b8a3b3f152afe625e037f2d452923aa1551ace34e83dfdc6&a=17&b=19][img,500,447]http://b19.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe40ae6f0d3fc0d7b23556738a53676f040e4a73bb506e1d7d90fde13a97a9edb9a2e4282e14fcadd0fdc009f9b8a3b3f152afe625e037f2d452923aa1551ace34e83dfdc6&a=17&b=19[/img][/url][/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b61.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=133c0dc091061fb8f4bd8eacd199d16d40fec4ebd89ff8386f49dcfa5d9543d484077861a0c101b20e6eb47e54f4062b5c65b7a946348704c35d75e1daab877c2452bc28a975f5f751a77660f3457eb4dd709717&a=70&b=61][img,500,419]http://b61.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=133c0dc091061fb8f4bd8eacd199d16d40fec4ebd89ff8386f49dcfa5d9543d484077861a0c101b20e6eb47e54f4062b5c65b7a946348704c35d75e1daab877c2452bc28a975f5f751a77660f3457eb4dd709717&a=70&b=61[/img][/url][/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe0af6922e7fbdfcc2e6144727e6c061af10b73f5e5124a7a875246631d99e493d2f23dc6921deb3678a6b6cdb70ca02eaa2c44fd9aad66ad4be345b0758ee8c9662adeea3&a=17&b=16][img,500,635]http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54fe0af6922e7fbdfcc2e6144727e6c061af10b73f5e5124a7a875246631d99e493d2f23dc6921deb3678a6b6cdb70ca02eaa2c44fd9aad66ad4be345b0758ee8c9662adeea3&a=17&b=16[/img][/url][/M]
虞美人
[M][url=http://b31.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54febd04f818f8a8bd852eac189b699da4189f3f6a3e1ddb598b003b5c53185cde752872512b435250ee309163b0e3aac30745d81c4c84c0a9ae2c47551062371e18f262d4bf&a=31&b=31][img,500,503]http://b31.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=a088fb777295da8e1b550203be3f54febd04f818f8a8bd852eac189b699da4189f3f6a3e1ddb598b003b5c53185cde752872512b435250ee309163b0e3aac30745d81c4c84c0a9ae2c47551062371e18f262d4bf&a=31&b=31[/img][/url][/M]
随缘
[ft=,2,] [M][ft=,2,][url=http://b53.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=22ec2cda4c3477c58ddc421b3b6d3640e72ed4f687d28459bd4495ace9430e81fe478e3a7ccae773fb985d56b784d6407441c9230bed668abcb0ea5bfd1c6a52967dd5b6698adb8d790aa2a3ad98beb70db5f7f0&a=56&b=53][img,400,274]http://b53.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=22ec2cda4c3477c58ddc421b3b6d3640e72ed4f687d28459bd4495ace9430e81fe478e3a7ccae773fb985d56b784d6407441c9230bed668abcb0ea5bfd1c6a52967dd5b6698adb8d790aa2a3ad98beb70db5f7f0&a=56&b=53[/img][/url][/ft][/M] [/ft]
随缘
[M][ft=,2,][url=http://b53.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=22ec2cda4c3477c58ddc421b3b6d3640e72ed4f687d28459bd4495ace9430e81fe478e3a7ccae773fb985d56b784d6407441c9230bed668abcb0ea5bfd1c6a52967dd5b6698adb8d790aa2a3ad98beb70db5f7f0&a=56&b=53][img,400,274]http://b53.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=22ec2cda4c3477c58ddc421b3b6d3640e72ed4f687d28459bd4495ace9430e81fe478e3a7ccae773fb985d56b784d6407441c9230bed668abcb0ea5bfd1c6a52967dd5b6698adb8d790aa2a3ad98beb70db5f7f0&a=56&b=53[/img][/url][/ft][/M]