男人与女人的趣谈

绝对经典

★ 男人酒后话多
女人婚后话多
★ 男人恋爱时用眼
女人恋爱时用心
★ 女人的看家本领是撒娇
男人的拿手好戏是撒谎
★ 女人再婚是为了赌气
男人再婚是为了碰运气
★ 少女习惯用眼神征服男人
少妇习惯用眼泪征服男人
★ 男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴
女人恋爱后变得神经兮兮
★ 男人爱上女人后 他会做诗
女人爱上男人后 她会做梦
★ 女人对男人往往会朝思暮想
男人对女人往往会朝秦暮楚
★ 男人考验女人的方法是远走高飞
女人考验男人的方法是约会迟到
★ 男人追求女人 如隔着一座山
女人追求男人 女隔着一层纸
但男人往往能追到他喜欢的女人
而女人却得不到她恋爱的男人
因为男人不怕翻山越岭
女人却怕伤了手指头
★ 女人总是希望她是他的最后一个女人
男人总是希望他是她的笫一个男人
★ 男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单
女人恋爱喜欢把简单的事情弄复杂
★ 做恋人的时候 女人会让男人心疼
做妻子的时候 女人会让男人头疼
★ 聪明的女人会嫁给爱她的男人做老婆
愚蠢的女人会嫁给她爱的男人做老婆
★ 女人坚持独身 人们会认为她有毛病
男人坚持独身 人们会认为他有思想
★ 一个忧郁的女人背后必然有一段不幸的爱情
一个憔悴的男人背后必然有一段不幸的婚姻
★ 当女人走投无路的时候她会和一个男结婚
当男人走投无路的时候一个女人会和他离婚
★ 女人能够忍受不幸的婚姻 不能忍受不幸的爱情
男人能够忍受不幸的爱情 不能忍受不幸的婚姻

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