幽你一默
个人日记
幽
你
一默
手机和电话结婚，生个孩子叫小灵通，长得丑，信号有差，为了弄明白去做了测试，结果大吃一
惊；我的娘...原来他爹是对讲机！
一匹马跟一头驴相恋了，马说：俺爱你，驴说：俺也爱你，马说：你亲我吧！驴说：不行，俺娘说了，驴唇不对马嘴！
夜，酒鬼猛敲路灯杆，路人问：你这是在干干嘛呢？酒鬼：敲门，可太太就是不给开，路人：你慢慢敲吧，你太太一定在家，你看上面还亮着灯呢！
尊敬的用户您好：您的手自本月起已具备提款功能，请将您的手机砸扁插入取款机即可取款，如不成功请与本信息中心联系，网址：三达不留点不吭你吭谁点靠姆。
0看见8说：小样，胖就胖呗，还扎腰带。7对2说：卼吧！再卼20年我也不嫁给你。6对9说：酷就酷呗还玩倒立。8看见3跑过去就大哭：大哥这是谁砍得呀！
史上最爆笑的人名：赖月金、刘产、姬从良、李昌富、范建、夏建仁、范统、朱逸群、秦寿生、庞光大、杜子藤...
海龟酒量高，可是今天却喝醉了，酒醒后朋友问：你扎咋还能喝醉？海龟叹气：嗨!昨晚章鱼非和爷们划拳，狗日的那么多手，看都看不过来，输惨了！
农夫挑担大粪老外看到后问：大爷，这酱多少钱一斤？农夫不语，老外用手沾了点放在嘴里，心想：你不告诉我多少钱一斤，我也不告诉你你的酱都臭了！
紧张的工作之余，愿朋友们能在此开心的笑笑噢！
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雪中芭蕉
[ft=#ff3333,5,][B]智者把幽默升华为哲理，幽默因生活而生，生活本身包含着处处幽默。善于从生活中发现幽默的人会快乐，而能够把这些幽默上升为哲理的人更是智者。你是智者，一直钦佩你出众的才华和对待朋友真诚的太度。[/B][/ft]
顺心
[ft=#00cc33,4,楷体_gb2312]午睡后，来拜访多日未见得小雅...到梦想小屋[em]e120[/em]原来小雅，也是喜欢这类文章的...[/ft]
顺心
[ft=#009933,4,楷体_gb2312]每天都在自己的工作的岗位上拼命工作着，偶尔读到这笑话...心里很轻松...[/ft]
顺心
[ft=#009933,4,楷体_gb2312]前面的朋友都看到图片了，可惜顺心没看到..只好借这文字焕然一笑.....谢谢小雅带来的快乐！[/ft]
诗韵
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诗韵
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