给我一个理由

下班回家进厨房,
                                     吃完晚饭就上床,
                                                  领了工资存银行,
                                                                出门最远到商场,
                                                                               一生只上一张床.
     整改方案:
                     下班可以不回家,
                                几点上床由着她,
                                               领了工资自己花,
                                                              想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                           随心所欲披婚纱.
     努力方向:
              下班不用进厨房,
                           可以整夜不上床,
                                       别人工资买时装,
                                                       自己工资存银行,
                                                                     爱到哪里自己想,
                                                                                       后备情郎排成行.
                                                                                                          女人这辈子吧,挺难，                                                                                                                                 漂亮点吧,太惹眼;
   不漂亮吧,拿不出手;
                     学问高了,没人敢娶;
                                        学问低了,没人要;
                                                         活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;
                                                                              矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                                   会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                              不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
    自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;
                          让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                               生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;
                                                                          不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                              做女人真难.
                                                                                                                             所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
       对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,
                            一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,
                                                       就会有别人,花你的钱,
                                                                              住你的房,玩你的男人,
                                                                                                   睡你的床,还会撕你的照片，
                                                                                                                                              打你的娃

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