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中华人民共和国情人管理条例

根据国务院第241（爱死你）次会议决定，对情人管理制定如下条例：一、一相情愿，两情相悦，不以贪求钱财目;

二、双方均有正当职业，有稳定收入来源，彼此都是多情之人；

三、想象力丰富，善于编故事，不露馅，不惹麻烦；

四、互相遵重领土主权，不干涉另一方内政；

五、及时销毁短信等证据、声像等要命证据，保证不留任何痕迹；

六、约会地点要安全隐蔽，一遇到熟人要做到能及时安全撤离并变换地形，以保证同志的安全；

七、发生矛盾时家庭第一，对方要凉解；

八、不探询对方隐私机密;

九、不在人前炫耀;

十、即使情到深处，一方也不得向另一方逼婚，要做到婚姻自由，尊重游戏规则.

十一、只谈情不说爱、肉搏时要做好避孕措施，不得怀孕，必须做到计划才能生育.

十二、肉搏期间禁止拍照；

十三、在受到怀疑时，要充分领会以事实为根据，以证据为准绳的重要性，即使在受到刑讯逼供时，也要做到打死不承认；

十四、一旦情破了，好和好散。

十五、情人之间应和睦相处，以感情为主，以偷情为辅，要做到有品位，不得以诈骗对方钱、财、物为目的，如有此现象，情节严重的按诈骗罪相关规定予以处罚;

十六、如有对上述条例违反者，依照《婚姻法》及《刑法》的相关规定予以处罚；

十七、如双方发生纠纷，本着构建和谐社会之必须，先双方协商，协商不成，可向当地民调组织申请调解或者直接依照本条例诉诸于法院;

十八、本条例由全国妇联负责执行并予以解释；

十九、本条例自公布之日起施行，原1949年10月1日颁布实施的《约会及恋爱条例实施细则》予以废止。

中华人民共和国情人管理办公室

2009年2月14日

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