女人五大窝囊

个人日记

  下班回家进厨房, 
                                     吃完晚饭就上床, 
                                                  领了工资存银行, 
                                                                出门最远到商场, 
                                                                               一生只上一张床. 
     整改方案: 
                     下班可以不回家, 
                                几点上床由着她, 
                                               领了工资自己花, 
                                                              想到哪花到哪花, 
                                                                           随心所欲披婚纱. 
     努力方向: 
              下班不用进厨房, 
                           可以整夜不上床, 
                                       别人工资买时装, 
                                                       自己工资存银行, 
                                                                     爱到哪里自己想, 
                                                                                       后备情郎排成行. 
                                                                                                          女人这辈子吧,挺难,
                                                                                                                                 漂亮点吧,太惹眼; 
   不漂亮吧,拿不出手; 
                     学问高了,没人敢娶; 
                                        学问低了,没人要; 
                                                         活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶; 
                                                                              矜持点吧,说你装腔作势; 
                                                                                                   会打扮吧,说你像个妖精; 
                                                                                                                              不会打扮吧,说你没女人味; 
    自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步; 
                          让男人养吧,说你傍大款; 
                                                生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼; 
                                                                          不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉, 
                                                                                                              做女人真难. 
                                                                                                                              所以,女人就要对男人狠点, 
       对自己嘛,宽大处理为上, 
                            一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了, 
                                                       就会有别人,花你的钱, 
                                                                              住你的房,玩你的男人, 
                                                                                                   睡你的床,还会撕你的照片, 
                                                                                                                                        打你你的娃 
                                                                                                                                 




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