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　　2、公司招聘，人头攒动。我北大，我交大，我浙大，我南大……响成一片，突然一女声震四方：“我波大！”老总一拍桌子：“就你了！”……之后老总带该女到自己办公室，拉上窗帘：“你波大掏出来看看？”女掏出毕业证——宁波大学的。
 
 
　　3、一酒鬼去酒厂应聘，厂长让人将酒鬼的眼睛蒙上并拿出几种酒。酒鬼品尝后均说出了酒的品牌、度数等，无不震惊。厂长向女秘书使眼色，女秘书拿了一杯尿递上。酒鬼尝后说：女，26岁，有三月身孕。半晌，全场鸦雀无声。酒鬼以为应聘失败，怒道：如不把这份工作给我，我就把孩子他爹是谁说出来……厂长和几个副厂长立即同时说道：你被录取了！（仔细想想你会懂的内涵在哪里...）
 

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