你所不知道的关于Chuck Norris的一些信息
个人日记
-When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
当亚历山大贝尔发明出电话的时候他发现有三个来自Chuck Norris的未接来电
-Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
害怕蜘蛛被称为"蜘蛛恐惧症",害怕狭窄的空间被称作"幽闭空间恐惧症",害怕Chuck Norris被称作神智正常
-Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris不会拨错电话.是你接错电话了
-When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Chuck Norris.
当鬼们出去野营的时候,他们会坐在篝火旁边围成一圈然后开始讲Chuck Norris的故事
-Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris的房间里有一只灰熊.它还活着,只是从来不敢动罢了
-Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris用口袋妖怪卡片赢得了世界扑克锦标赛
-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris已经死了二十多年了,死神只是一直没有鼓起勇气告诉他而已
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris已经去过火星了-这就是为什么火星上没有发现生命迹象
-Pressure doesn't work well under Chuck Norris
(这条不好翻译)
-Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
有些魔法师可以在水上行走,Chuck Norris可以在地里游泳
-Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
超人曾经和Chuck Norris打过一个赌，输家不得不把内裤穿在外面
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris可以用一只鸟杀死两个石头 (Kill two birds with one stone一石两鸟)
-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris的独轮车拥有前轮
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris可以关上一扇旋转门
-Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris不需要GPS---他决定现在是哪里
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris从来没有心脏病，他的心脏还没有蠢到攻击Chuck Norris的地步(heart attck直译为心脏攻击)
-Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo
Chuck Norris对着苹果的LOGO咬过一口
-Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
Chuck Norris曾经为一个人无偿献血,现在这个人被人称为超人
-Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook
Chuck Norris在Facebook上有"踩"这个选项
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
从来就没有过进化论,历史上只有一张"得到Chuck norris允许苟活下来的生物"的列表
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
当Chuck Norris做俯卧撑的时候,他不是把自己向上撑,而是把地球向下推
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
唯一可以攻击到Chuck Norris就是他自己,他跑的太快了,可以绕着地球跑一圈然后从后面打到自己
当亚历山大贝尔发明出电话的时候他发现有三个来自Chuck Norris的未接来电
-Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
害怕蜘蛛被称为"蜘蛛恐惧症",害怕狭窄的空间被称作"幽闭空间恐惧症",害怕Chuck Norris被称作神智正常
-Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris不会拨错电话.是你接错电话了
-When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Chuck Norris.
当鬼们出去野营的时候,他们会坐在篝火旁边围成一圈然后开始讲Chuck Norris的故事
-Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris的房间里有一只灰熊.它还活着,只是从来不敢动罢了
-Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris用口袋妖怪卡片赢得了世界扑克锦标赛
-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris已经死了二十多年了,死神只是一直没有鼓起勇气告诉他而已
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris已经去过火星了-这就是为什么火星上没有发现生命迹象
-Pressure doesn't work well under Chuck Norris
(这条不好翻译)
-Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
有些魔法师可以在水上行走,Chuck Norris可以在地里游泳
-Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
超人曾经和Chuck Norris打过一个赌，输家不得不把内裤穿在外面
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris可以用一只鸟杀死两个石头 (Kill two birds with one stone一石两鸟)
-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris的独轮车拥有前轮
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris可以关上一扇旋转门
-Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris不需要GPS---他决定现在是哪里
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris从来没有心脏病，他的心脏还没有蠢到攻击Chuck Norris的地步(heart attck直译为心脏攻击)
-Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo
Chuck Norris对着苹果的LOGO咬过一口
-Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
Chuck Norris曾经为一个人无偿献血,现在这个人被人称为超人
-Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook
Chuck Norris在Facebook上有"踩"这个选项
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
从来就没有过进化论,历史上只有一张"得到Chuck norris允许苟活下来的生物"的列表
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
当Chuck Norris做俯卧撑的时候,他不是把自己向上撑,而是把地球向下推
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
唯一可以攻击到Chuck Norris就是他自己,他跑的太快了,可以绕着地球跑一圈然后从后面打到自己
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