[茅草屋]网络三字经

天下杂侃

网之初,性本善;打打字,聊聊天。玩游戏,发邮件;进社区,上论坛。
文字聊,语音侃;灌灌水,拍拍砖。上网者,不得闲;家里忙,单位看。
进大网,逛小站;天天上,不间断。公开聊,视频见;悄悄话,心里甜。
时间长,心态变;假面具,露嘴脸。任遐想,凭感官;玩文字,玩语言。
用网名,没法辨;猜男女,好困难。注ID,美名现;瞎胡聊,随便侃。
唬的唬,骗的骗;晕的晕,编的编。说假话,心好烦;哇噻酷,生暗恋。
QQ讲,电话谈;再发展,见见面。定约会,逛公园;咖啡屋,酒吧间。
喝杯茶,吃顿饭;一倾诉,过夜半。找感觉,为投缘;成朋友,不多见。
洗洗浴,游游园;海边溜,游游山。蹦蹦的,玩一玩;找感觉,很浪漫。
少数人,成红颜;多数人,变蓝颜。有些人,很简单;个别人,很讨厌。
更多者,一面缘;见了吐,不再现。遇恐龙,把形现;是青蛙,尴尬散。
有媚女,来了电;碰帅哥,好喜欢。天天想,夜夜盼;精神抖,一厢愿。
网虚拟,人真实;要对证,面对面。人生观,世界观;不同人,差距悬。
精神虚,目的繁;玩情感,搞蒙骗。玩手段,终弃乱;昨李四,今张三。
遇干柴,就互燃;一夜情,不新鲜。相识快,相见欢;激情短,留遗憾。
是网友,姓不言;没人问,最安全。私人网,多而全;建个网,很简单。
投点资,几万元;服务器,管理员。招网友,做宣传;设版主,搞论坛。
栏目多,会员满;聊天室,微机管。瞎胡闹,拍板砖;你吹牛,我侃山。
网管忙,版主滥;质量低,帖子乱。做广告,拉赞助;费点劲,把钱赚。
写原创,谈网恋;讲笑话,贴子转。看电影,MP3;有下载,很方便。
小学生,总在线;鉴别力,不健全。单身多,离异多;分居多,都占全。
打字者,有快慢;三字经,说不完。谈上网,说论坛;你有意,继续添。

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