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笑死了啊！高兴的时侯不要看，会受不了的啊！
1 某部队演习，一炮弹不慎落入瓜田，派一士兵前去查看。一个衣衫褴褛的人哭丧着脸说，不就是偷个瓜嘛，还至于用炮轰么？
2 醉汉归家对妻说：家里闹鬼了！妻惊问：何以见得？醉汉说：我一拉卫生间的门，灯就亮了，而且阴风阵阵寒气逼人！妻一巴掌打去：你他妈的又尿冰箱里了。呵呵！
3 某男正在公共厕所便秘，忽见一人飞奔而入，顷刻风雨交加稀里哗啦，便赞到：“哥们儿，真羡慕你呀，那么快。”那人说：“羡慕啥，没脱裤子呢！”哈哈！
4 一农民赶牛车进城被警察拦下，理由是没有车牌。农民愤怒找来一木板写了一牌挂上，警察当场晕倒，只见牌上写着：牛B—74110。呵呵！笑死了！
5 一个老太太看完百米赛跑后，抹着眼泪说：吓死人！几个挖煤的跪成一排被枪毙，没瞄准就开了枪，娃儿们吓得那个跑啊，绳子都拦不住哇！
6 一匹马跟一头驴相恋了,马说:俺爱你,驴说:俺也爱你,马说:你亲我吧,驴说:不行,俺娘说了,驴唇不对马嘴!呵呵！
7 还记得你上幼儿园时吗?老师对孩子们说:谁要是在床上撒尿第一次罚款三元,第二次罚款五元,第三次罚款十元.这时，只见你大声问道:老师,包月多少钱?
8 尊敬的用户:您的手机自本月起已具有提款功能,请将手机砸扁插入提款机即可取款!如不成功请于本信息中心联系.中心网址:三达不溜点不吭你吭谁点靠姆。呵呵！呵呵！
9 今天一早，一只老鼠误入花店被一只猫追赶，老鼠发现无路可逃，就顺手拿起一朵玫瑰花准备抵抗，猫看到立马低下了头羞愧的说：死鬼，太突然了。!
10 一西北狼到处觅食，听到有女人在训孩子：再哭就把你扔出去喂狼！孩子哭一夜，狼在门外痴痴等至天亮，长叹一声：骗子，女人都是骗子！
11 海龟酒量高,可是今天却喝醉了,朋友问:咋能喝成这样?海龟叹气:唉!昨晚和章鱼划拳,狗日的那么多手,看都看不过来,输惨了！呵呵！呵呵！
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