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                                                                                                    漂亮点吧,太惹眼;

   不漂亮吧,拿不出手;

                 学问高了,没人敢娶;

                                学问低了,没人要;

                                              活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;

                                                                矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;

                                                                             会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;

                                                                                          不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;

    自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;

                      让男人养吧,说你傍大款;

                                       生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;

                                                        不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,

                                                                         做女人真难.

                                                                                     所以,女人就要对男人狠点,

       对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,

                       一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,

                                          就会有别人,花你的钱,

                                                           住你的房,玩你的男人,

                                                                           睡你的床,还会撕你的照片