2011年最新爆笑笑话美丽转载

2011年最新爆笑笑话

美丽转载

1.人要脸，树要皮，电线杆子要水泥。　

2.名花虽有主，也要松松土。　　

3.手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。　　

4.老鼠拿刀，满街找猫青楼满座，谁懂寂寞。　　

5.爷爷都是从孙子走过来的.。　　

6.每个成功的奥特曼背后都有一个默默挨打的小怪兽。　　

7.把国旗降下来，把我升上去。　　

8.天黑路猾。世道复杂。　　

9.人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。　

10.蓦然回首。身后一群狗。　　

11.别跟我谈感情，多伤钱啊。　　

12.抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。　　

13.等级再高，也怕菜刀、穿的再吊，一砖撂倒。　　

14.有时候我乐观得就像个屁一样，总以为自己能惊天动地。　　

15.理想很丰满、现实很骨感。　　

16.喝再多的水，也尿不出寂寞。　　

17.当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。　　

18.执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。　　

19.两情若是长久时，还不结婚待何时。　　

20.现实上了过去、留下的孽种叫回忆。　　

21.忍无可忍，就重新再忍。　　

22.监狱不倒，我不学好。监狱不塌，我不回家。拘留算个屁，教养无所惧。判刑算个鸟，无期当养老。枪毙拉倒~　　

23.天若有情天亦老, 女人多情死的早。　　

24.执子之手，将子拖走。子说不走，好吧，关门放狗！　　

25.有情人终成眷属、没情人回家种薯。　　

26.我来自云南元谋，你来自北京周口，我拉着你那长满绒毛的手，轻轻的咬一口，爱情让我们直立行走。

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