成人笑话@精子的死法
个人日记
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1.久不出兵，郁闷死。
2.忽有一天，蓄势待发，兴奋死。
3.千亿个兄弟一拥而上，挤死。
4.出来发现是主人自行解决，冤死。
5.被溅到地上，摔死。点击请进入：金屬工藝QQ694800786空间
6.被喷到墙上，撞死。
7.被卫生纸擦掉，风干至死。
8.被擦掉后，又扔进垃圾桶，熏死。
9.终有一次，踏上正途，第一个冲到终点，得意死。
10.第二个跑到终点，发现就晚了一步，气死。
11.第三个来到终点，看别人已卿卿我我，嫉妒死。
12.跑不到终点的，顺道参观游览，迷路后转到晕死。
13.体力不支的，在奔跑途中累死。点击请进入：金屬工藝QQ694800786空间
14.跑到终点，没见到卵子的，失望死。
15.跑到终点，见到了一个卵子，幸福死。
16.跑到终点，竟见到了两个卵子，紧张死。
17.被一个卵子接受，自豪死。
18.被两个卵子接受，威风死。
19.被卵子拒绝，羞愧致死。点击请进入：金屬工藝QQ694800786空间
20.因为被采取安全措施，所有兄弟落入安全套中，被自家兄弟压死。
21.安全套出口被打了一个结，窒息而死。
22.意外发现安全套有针孔，惊喜死。
23.争先恐后出来后发现安全套被扔在水里，淹死。
24.在水里发现跟自己长相相似的蝌蚪黑的象从非洲来的，笑死。
25.惹怒了蝌蚪，狂吞了自家好多兄弟，吓死。点击请进入：金屬工藝QQ694800786空间
26.第二次出发，有兄弟身上全是唾沫，恶心死。
27.没被恶心死的，后来被胃液酸死。
28.有责任感的兄弟被捐出来，放在冷藏箱里，冻死。
29.抗寒的，因为一直没有被用上，等待至死。
30.除了一个成人了的金屬兄弟，其余全白死。点击请进入：金屬工藝QQ694800786空间
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