今日阅读69：INSTALLING HUS
今日阅读
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
去年我把男朋友5.0升级为丈夫1.0之后，我发现整个系统的运行速度减慢，尤其是像花儿和珠宝功能运行周期缓慢。而这个应用以前运行是非常完美。
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
另外，丈夫1.0未安装浪漫9.5。而是安装了一些我不喜欢的程序比如，这个理财新闻NEWS5.0，MONEY3.0还有板球CRICKET4.1。
What can I do ?我该怎么办？Reply:- 回复
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
首先你要记住，男朋友5.0只是一个娱乐套装，而丈夫1.0版，他是一个实际的操作系统。
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5
请你输入一个指令，我想你像以前一样爱我，之后就会下载眼泪6.2应用程序，然后它就会自动运行鲜花和珠宝软件。
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
然而，记住，过度使用以上程序会导致丈夫1.0不履行，而沉默或喝酒。
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
另外要记住，千万不要打扰丈夫1.0版原装系统，否则就会有新的病毒女朋友2.5自动下载到你的系统中去。
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
此外不要企图重新安装男朋友5.0版，系统不支持，会导致丈夫1.0系统系统崩溃。
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7 我们推荐安装厨艺5.0，打扮7.7应用程序.
Good Luck Madam: ) ，祝你好运！
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
去年我把男朋友5.0升级为丈夫1.0之后，我发现整个系统的运行速度减慢，尤其是像花儿和珠宝功能运行周期缓慢。而这个应用以前运行是非常完美。
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
另外，丈夫1.0未安装浪漫9.5。而是安装了一些我不喜欢的程序比如，这个理财新闻NEWS5.0，MONEY3.0还有板球CRICKET4.1。
What can I do ?我该怎么办？Reply:- 回复
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
首先你要记住，男朋友5.0只是一个娱乐套装，而丈夫1.0版，他是一个实际的操作系统。
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5
请你输入一个指令，我想你像以前一样爱我，之后就会下载眼泪6.2应用程序，然后它就会自动运行鲜花和珠宝软件。
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
然而，记住，过度使用以上程序会导致丈夫1.0不履行，而沉默或喝酒。
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
另外要记住，千万不要打扰丈夫1.0版原装系统，否则就会有新的病毒女朋友2.5自动下载到你的系统中去。
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
此外不要企图重新安装男朋友5.0版，系统不支持，会导致丈夫1.0系统系统崩溃。
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7 我们推荐安装厨艺5.0，打扮7.7应用程序.
Good Luck Madam: ) ，祝你好运！
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