我帮美女画画

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         日前，有位女性朋友花了好几百块钱买了把白扇子，请我在扇面上画幅画，我欣然答应了她，原因很简单因为她是美女，然后对她说：“给你画个美女好吗？”她说：“行啊！”

         二天后，美女来看我画的怎样！我拿出扇面让她看，美女紧锁着眉头说：“这画的是什么呀？怎么一点都不像美女，到像张飞！”（把美女画成像张飞是不怎么地，太差劲了！）我赶紧陪着笑脸对她说：“要不改成张飞你看成吗？”美女倒也不生气说了声：“行.....啊！”

        二天后，美女又一次来看我画的怎样，我拿出扇面让她看，美女脸露怒色道：“你这是画的张飞吗？张飞怎么长得像棵树”（把张飞画的像棵树，自已差点晕倒） 我连忙向她陪不是，然后很诚恳地对她说：“这次一定画好这棵树，过二天来拿扇子吧”。美女怒气冲冲的离开了！

           二天后，美女再次来准备取回扇子了，我立马回到书房拿出扇子让她欣赏，只见美女脸部抽筋，身体摇摇晃晃，指着扇面有气无力说道：“这是棵树吗？”我看了一眼扇面，自己也觉得画的一丁点不像棵树，正当我盘算如何应付这尴尬局面时，美女指着我的鼻尖气急败坏大怒道：“你还能把它改成什么？”我低着头喃喃地说：“要不我把扇面涂成黑色的？”此言刚一出口美女当场晕厥了过去。

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文章评论

海之蓝

[ft=#00ccff,5,楷体_gb2312][B] 你有才还是美女愚蠢.[/B][/ft]

J.D 幸福着

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杨杨

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