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天下杂侃

     两个重庆人到北京旅游，在公车上看地图，甲：“我们先杀到天安门，然后再杀到中南海...” 乙：“要得，我们就按到你说的路线一路杀过切。”不幸被同车群众举报，下车后即被扭送至公安机关，交代了N小时情况后才被放出。

    甲乙来到了天安门广场，看着人来人往,两人无语..........甲忍不住：“你浪个不开腔(枪)也？”乙：“你都不开腔(枪)我浪个敢开也？” 话音刚落，又被扭送至公安机关。
  
    一周后两人走出了看守所大门，你看看我，我看看你，甲说：“勒哈安逸了，包包都着整空老，哪点去搞点子弹嘛？”......门口的武警冲上来将两人按倒在地。公安部已经下了文件：

    为确保奥运会和残奥会的顺利进行，请大家进京说普通话！！              
                    

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