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            我记得某年某月的某一天,我 迷登地 革 大该上 溜的 瞎么呼哧眼  地 就 对(发三声)别银身上了,旁边  有个小丫蛋儿 完就 瞅 我 闷呲闷呲 笑  我也纳闷腻.该她 啥事啊? 我也没 理户 不嘚啊,坝拉(发三声)也没有 银 啊     她在笑混我啊, 反正挺 来气 地, 就给它拽旮旯去了 完了我就问她:”妹儿啊,笑混 谁 腻? 完了她就 叨叨咕咕
 地 梭:”笑混 你咋地啊? 我一看小丫头挺有钢地,我就挺 鲜罕地. 就问特(读轻声) ”词”没啊? 她说:”没”词”腻~  整点儿去呗? 啊俩就去饭馆子 甩大盘子去了, 后来就搞上对象了.   啊俩现在 解婚 了 .夜个 就是 正义子, 能(读四声)嚎些 菜 次哄 内些且 ,完了内个 带且地  可 磨机 了 ,样 啊俩 给 内些 且 白嚯白嚯, 完了我也 蒙圈了 闷呲闷呲 也念叨 不出来个 嗑 啊 脸 痛红地 给我整地 老 可趁 了,咣咣闹心 贼拉 不好意思 . 次哄 完 且 我 寻思 给 家里银 做点饭啊 给 娘界银 留个好念性啊 我就上 外屋地 了 ,内个 勃刀 分儿分儿快 给我手 噶了个口子 血哇哇淌 这我 媳分儿 不乐意了 跟她妈还 跄跄 起来了. 这真是地.噶哈啊,拥红 这点小
事 也不 值当地 啊~ 门俩割一起 过嚎几年了 有一年大冬天 嘎嘎冷, 俺和你兄弟媳分儿 到“大坑岩”打出溜滑 卡个大前趴子 造地鼻清脸肿地 还把跛了盖卡秃鲁皮啦 嗷嗷疼 啊!冬天我们俩葛炕上唠嗑;
丫蛋:诶,内谁    
小伙:噶哈    
丫蛋:你去把外屋地的灰搓子倒了    
小伙:啥玩另?    
丫蛋:你没看见灰搓子放那成荡害了袄,撒冷儿地去倒了,      
      一会来且了,不得翔呼咱俩这埋汰袄    
小伙:没看着我昨天在马路牙子上把玻凌盖卡秃卢皮了吗,还让我去,这不个应人呢吗    
丫蛋:要不咱俩竟港垂吧,谁输了谁去    
小伙:别扯袄,想调类我袄?    
丫蛋:诶呀,啥时候学(xiao)尖了啊,看你平常得儿喝的    
小伙:还想和我起咕咕丢    
丫蛋:别哇哇了,一会且都到了,    
丫蛋:诶,看见我的金溜子戈哪呐,快六的    
小伙:谁知道你蔫波灯地把它藏哪噶啦了    
丫蛋:上次带完我立马就收起来了,    
小伙:那拥物啥就没了逆,    
丫蛋:去,烦你,上一边喇待着去,    
丫蛋:我合计合计袄,我(la)介比子二舅们那了    
小伙: 你啥时候又上滩家得瑟去了    
丫蛋: 前个,想吃饽饽了,家里没苞米面    
小伙: 对了,她大掰子家孩子要和我妹处对象袄    
丫蛋: 嗯呐,说赶刀那丫蛋就上咱家说媒来    
小伙: 那好啊,赶紧让她好好拉古拉古.
 
 
 
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